im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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