Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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