even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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