I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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