Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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