Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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