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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
These tits shall not be calmed
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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