we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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