Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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