all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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