I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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