Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
