She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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