it was like his penis was on wheels.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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