at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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