She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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