Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish i was in the wii world.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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