I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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