Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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