At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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