so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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