you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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