I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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