Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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