I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
How drunk are you?
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