it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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