She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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