i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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