idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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