what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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