I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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