with your own penis?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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