So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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