try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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