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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.

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  Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.

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• (631): View more from New York

  guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple

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  whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.

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• (341): View more from California

  I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.

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  But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???

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