Some milfs here doing some blow
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.