I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes