Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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