i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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