you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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