It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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