you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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