i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
love makes seman taste better
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Randomize
