throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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