I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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