No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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