Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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