Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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