I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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