There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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