And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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