question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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