I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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