Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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